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so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
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He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
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So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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