i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
tell me about the fingering
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