I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
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Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
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I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize