guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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