Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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