dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
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So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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