belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i just wanna soil my oats bro
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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