The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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