last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
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Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
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6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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