I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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