Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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