It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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