dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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