either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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