So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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