Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I FOUND THE LEGS
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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