Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
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My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
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I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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