how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
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dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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