South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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