Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
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In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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