I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I wear drunk well.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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