I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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