I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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