i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
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so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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