Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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