D3 body, D1 cock
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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