Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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