That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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