DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
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She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
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I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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