Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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