how can u be prego again
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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