I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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