He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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