People with herpes should wear stickers.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
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I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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