wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
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I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
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Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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