Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
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