Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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