she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
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Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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