saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
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It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
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Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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