Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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