I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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