I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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