it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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