In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
false alarm, still single
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