You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
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just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
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Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Randomize