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Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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