high people should be assigned attendants
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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