Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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