He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Just invented taco cereal.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
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Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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