i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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