think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
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My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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