i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
