She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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