Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
MIDGETS
????
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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