Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
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I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
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