let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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