uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
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I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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