you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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