'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
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he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
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Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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